「ヨシに援護来たあああ！」 山本由伸、開幕戦6回2失点で白星発進！ドジャース8-2快勝

I hope Yoshi gets the run support this season he deserved last season

ヨシ、去年取れなかった援護、今年はちゃんと来てくれよな

Game 1!!!! Let’s go Yoshi!

開幕戦だ！ヨシ行け！

Ohtani not having any of this tomfoolery

大谷、そんな茶番は許さんって顔してる

Ohtani: ‘Deferred $680 million… and this is the return on investment?”

大谷「延払い6億8000万ドルのリターンがこれかよ」

Use the little guys like Kim and Yamamoto.

キムや山本みたいな『小柄コンビ』を使えってこと（little guysネタ）

Uniqlo better be paying the backend of Shohei’s salary with that big ass sign 😂

あのでかいユニクロ看板、翔平の年俸の足しにしてくれよ😂

Yoshi ready..🧢🔥

9:30am game time! Ohayo gozaimasu from Yama-SASA-tani Land! がんばれドジャース！Let’s go BLUE! YAMA and the boys ready to RUN IT BACK-to-BACK-to-BACK!

9:30開幕！山ササ谷からおはよう！ドジャース頑張れ！ヤマたち三連覇いこう！

Yamamoto last person to throw an MLB pitch in the World Series (game winning double play) and throw the first pitch to open 2026 Dodgers baseball. Love it!

WSで最後の一球も山本、2026開幕の第一球も山本。好き

I still really love Rojas’s reaction when he hit that game tying home run and it basically guaranteed that Yamamoto would have to pitch on back to back days!

Everyone, let’s goooooooo 💍💍💍

Just received news that Yamamoto will be available out of the bullpen on days he’s not starting

山本、先発しない日はブルペンもOKってニュースきた

Ohtani the first 3-way player. DH, Pitcher, and now Catcher.

大谷、三刀流ネタ：DH・投手・捕手（冗談）

My god, I didn’t realize how excited I was to see Yamamoto pitch again until now.

山本のマウンド、待ってた…こんなにワクワクしてたとは

Hearing Kershaw and seeing Yama warm up beautiful 🥹

ケルショーの声聞きながらヤマのウォームアップ見るの、最高でしょ🥹

Best not to mess with it. I wouldn’t post or watch it on Yama start days.

ヤマ先発の日は触れないでおく。ネットも見ない

lets go yama!!!!!

ヤマ行けー！

I hope Yama never changes his warm up song.

ヤマのウォームアップ曲、ずっとこれで頼む

YOSHI TIME

Yama rocking a chain now?!? He’s getting more Latino everyday lmao

ヤマ、チェーンつけてる？日に日にラテン化してて草

Yoshi need to drop that skin care routine

ヨシ、そのスキンケア教えて

Damn, was hoping for a restock of Yama gold jerseys today at game time.

今日ヤマのゴールドユニ再販ないかなー

Any day now Yama

そろそろ来いヤマ

Nasty pitch Yoshi!

嫌なピッチヨシ！

yamamoto is such a dawg man

Took a bit more pitches than we’d like but Yama’s got his first strikeout of the season!

思ったよりも球数が多かったですが、ヤマが今季初三振を奪いました！

Beautiful split. Now get some quick outs Yama.

スプリット決まった！ヤマ、さっさとアウト取れ

Helllz yeah Yama!

そうそうそうヤマ！！！

First K of the new season let’s go YOSHI

Yamamoto is filthy.

山本、球えっぐ

Wow! Great to be back for another Dodgers season. Pulled the trigger on the first K by Yamamoto and ordered the Dodgers New Era Royal 2026 Gold Collection. Go Dodgers.

ドジャースのシーズン最高！山本の今季初K見て、ついニューエラのゴールドコレもポチった。レッツゴーD

Yama had his patented second base spidey sense

ヤマ、二塁の盗塁に即反応のスパイダーセンス

Haha nice throw out Yoshi!! Let’s fucking goooo!

笑、ナイス刺しヨシ！！行くぞおおおお！！！

YAMA WITH THE SPIN

ヤマ、変化球えっぐ！

We all thought it was gonna be Walker at one point but Kersh passed the torch down to the right guy in Yama

ウォーカーかと思ったけど、バトンはヤマに渡すのが正解

Nice Yama

素敵なヤマ

I 💙 YAMAMOTO

💙山本

You can’t fool Yoshi there!

ヨシ、そこは通じないぞ！

Great steal! Saved some of Yama’s gas.

ナイス盗塁！ヤマの球数セーブ

I fucking love Yamamoto man, some best pitcher shit

山本マジ好き、エースの投球だわ

Yamamoto’s amazing reflexes

山本さんの驚異の運動神経

Yoshi: that’s cute

ヨシ「かわいいね」

Yama felt the wind move behind his back slightly and knew Perdomo was trying to steal 💀

背中で気配感じてペルドモが盗もうとしてるの分かってたヤマ💀

Great read there from yoshi

ヨシ、ナイス読み！

Will didn’t signal that? Yama’s got some Spidey senses lol

ウィル合図する前にヤマが振り向いたの？バグでしょ

Pitch count a little high, but Yama looks locked in.

球数は多いけど、ヤマ集中してる

He wasn’t even half way when Will told Yama to turn around.

ウィルが振り向けって言う頃、ランナーまだ半分も行ってなかった

attaboy Yoshi, LGD

よくやったヨシ、LGD（Let’s Go Dodgers）

Great defense Yoshi!

Saved some pitches for Yama

ヤマの球数ちょい節約

Yoshi with those daredevil senses

ヨシ、盗塁の気配察知してたな

My boy Yama glitched for a couple frames before that throw 😆

ヤマ、牽制の前にカクついたの草😆

Looks like Ohtani changing his walk up song was fake news.

大谷がウォークアップ変える話、デマだった

I thought Ohtani changed the walk up song??

大谷、ウォークアップ変えたんじゃなかったっけ？

I’m waiting to spend my WS winnings on my Yama gold jersey. But I’m really looking at the hat too. I didn’t think I liked the gold brim at first but the more I see it 🤔 haven’t seen anything in person yet

WSの賞金でヤマのゴールドユニ買うの待ってる。帽子も気になる🤔実物はまだ

LFG SHOHEI!!!!

いけええ翔平！！

Shohei gets us started!!!

翔平が先頭で切り開いた！

Nice haircut, Shohei!

翔平、髪型いいね！

Did kershaw misspeak there? Yoshi didn’t pitch a complete game in game 6.

カーショー今の話ミスった？ヨシ第6戦完投してないよ

SHOHEI! Let’s go!!!

翔平！さあ行こう！！！

Atta boy Shohei! Great start to the season!

アタボーイ翔平！最高の開幕！

Damn Shohei just actually put his hand on his head as part of his natural movement like 2 seconds after a pitch, ironically one that was inside and called a strike. We gonna see an accidental challenge?

翔平、投球後に自然な動きで頭ポン…内角ストライクへのリアクション？チャレンジ？

Nice start Shohei!

翔平、ナイススタート！

Shohei 1.000 AVG season

翔平、打率1.000シーズンいける

Shohei is on pace for 1,000,000 hits this season.

翔平、今季百万本安打ペース

Shohei my king im deeply in love with you

翔平、マジで好き…愛してる

O/U ohtani batting 1.000 this season?

大谷の打率、今季オーバーアンダー1.000？

Shohei hitting 1.000 stop the count

翔平打率1.000、カウント止めろ！

First at bat is an Ohtani hit 😮‍💨

第一打席からヒット、さすが

Prime shohei would’ve sent that 450

全盛期の翔平なら450フィートは超えてた

Okay 1.00 batting average for Shohei for the rest of the season.

よし、残り試合も翔平打率1.00でいこう

Shohei 🧢nice

Ohtani OPS of 2.000 to start the season.

Lucky there, Fred didn’t get that up, shohei could have parked his pitch, and tuck just missed.

今のはラッキー。フレッドが拾えなかったし、翔平だったらホームランにできてた球だよな。タックも惜しかった

Nice inning by Yoshi

ヨシのナイスイニング

YAMA SHARP

ヤマ、キレてる

What a BEAUTIFUL paint job by Yoshi

ヨシ、コーナーへの球えげつない（paint＝コーナー詰め）

That head on shot of Yoshi was epic.

ヨシの正面カメラ、神アングルだった

👍 Yama

👍やま

Kershaw not wearing a baseball uniform at a baseball field is just weird. Also, Yoshi is looking great through two innings!

ケルショー、球場でユニ着てないの違和感。ヨシは2回まで好調！

Yama looks amazing

ヤマ、調子いい

Good start for Yoshi. That was a good inning. Man I’m just excited to be talking ball with y’all again.. my favorite people

ヨシいいスタート！またみんなと野球話できて嬉しい

Yama is the king

ヤマはキング

yoshinobu yamamoto im in love with you

山本由伸、好き

Yamamoto and ohtani gonna be battling for cy young this year

今年は山本と大谷でサイ・ヤング争い？

Yama’s just so damn smooth I can’t even take it sometimes

ヤマ、投球フォーム滑らかすぎてヤバい

I get sad that I’m not old enough to have had the chance to see The Beatles, but seeing Shohei and Yoshi makes up for it.

ビートルズ生で見れないのは悔しいけど、翔平とヨシがいるから許す

What makes me happiest above all is that Yamamoto doesn’t seem to show any signs of getting injured this year either. Considering how much he pushed himself in the postseason last year, it wouldn’t be surprising if this season turned into a challenging one. But watching him, you just don’t get the feeling that he’s going to get hurt.

何より山本、怪我の兆しなさそうで安心。去年ポストシーズン消耗したのに

Offense anemic when yoshi is pitching

ヨシ投げてると打線が貧打になる定番

I’ve seen enough. Welcome back, Ace Yoshinobu Yamamoto.

もう十分見た。おかえりエース山本由伸

Not much. Shohei got a base knock. No ABS used for Dodgers. AZ challenged one and won

大谷ヒット、ドジャースはABS未使用、AZはチャレンジ成功とか

I mean… at least we got the pinch count back in line with Yoshi’s…..

Why does this team hate giving Yoshi run support so much.

なんでこのチーム、ヨシに援護くれないの（泣）

Shohei gonna lock the fuck in and send one yard.

翔平、集中して柵越えいこう

Dodgers regular season is back when you know Yoshi won’t get a run support

ヨシに援護ないとわかってるときのレギュラー感、お帰り

Does Yoshi get through 5 innings at this rate?

ヨシ、このペースで5回いける？

Aw shit. Welp, gotta work out of it Yama.

くっ…ヤマ、ここから立て直せ

Yama no run support and Teo slow to catch, we are so back

ヤマ援護なし＆テオの送球遅い、いつものドジャースお帰り

I bought one but had to size down because L Shohei was sold out.

Should move ohtani to LF and Teo to DH

大谷左翼、テオDHにしろ（冗談）

CYamamoto!

サイ・ヤマモト！

Well the ace is on the mound….. they would score once Yama is done. #acetreatment lol

エースがマウンドにいる間は点取れない定番#エース待遇（笑）

Yama is dealing but no run support

ヤマ投げてるのに援護なし、いつもの

How does Shohei look younger lol

翔平なんで若く見えるんだよ（笑）

Uniqlo paid $125 million for those big signs for Ohtani to hit 🎯

ユニクロ、大谷が打つ看板に1億2500万ドル？🎯

Even fly balls sound amazing off Shohei’s bat.

翔平のバット、フライの音まで気持ちいい

All these articles trying to make news about shohei changing his walkout song and not realizing he just has 1 for pitching and 1 for hitting.

翔平は投げる用と打つ用で曲分けてるだけ、記事は騒ぎすぎ

Shohei cut his hair and lost his power

翔平髪切ったらパワー落ちた

Shohei’s locked in thats two at bats with nice contact

翔平は２打席連続好コンタクトで決めた

Poor Yoshi feeling the regular season no run support already.

ヨシ、もう「援護ない定期」きたか（笑）

Looks like we’re back to lasts season’s run support for yamamoto

また去年みたいな山本援護だ…

Good I was starting to get worried Yamamoto was slacking off in the dugout

山本がダグアウトでサボってたらどうしようと心配したわ

Holy shit, offense. Give Yoshi some rest. 😭

打線、ヨシに休ませろよ😭

Yama is already getting Ace special. 😭

ヤマ、もう「エースの宿命」コース😭

Yama and no run support. We are so back

ヤマ＆援護ゼロ、お帰りなさい定番ネタ

2025 Yama run support vibes….

2025のヤマ援護、懐かしい匂い…

Run support remains limited for Yoshi’s starts

ヨシ先発、援護まだ薄い

Yama: damn, can’t even take a water break!

ヤマ「水も飲ませないのかよ！」

Back to our regularly scheduled Yamamoto run support

定時の「山本に援護なし」が始まった

The offense is so nice. They wanted to make sure that Yamamoto’s arm doesn’t get cold

打線優しい、山本の肩を冷やさないようにしてくれてる

I read an article saying Shohei Ohtani was going to change his walk-up song, but it didn’t seem like it had changed, right?

大谷ウォークアップ変える記事、読んだけど変わってなくね？

Silly me for thinking that there would be any run support for Yama

ヤマに援護あると思った俺がバカだった

Thought Shohei was going back to Show goes on walk up song.

翔平のウォークアップ、The Show Goes Onに戻すと思ってたんだけど

This inning ended in just 4 pitches… poor Yoshi

この回4球で終わった…ヨシ可哀想

Those two in the orange right behind the backstop were given something to cover whatever they were promoting while Shohei was hitting

翔平打ってる間、オレンジの子たち宣伝隠してたんだな

can we PLEASE give Yama some run support????

頼むからヤマに援護くれよ！

First Kershaw now Yamamoto lol. Zero run support for our aces

カーショーに続いて山本も援護ゼロかよ、エース揃い踏み（笑）

This just in: Yamamoto > Johnson

速報：山本 > ジョンソン

lol Yoshi Nubo

ヨシぬぼ

Johnson: 1

Unrelated to the game, but are we expecting a restock of the Yamamoto gold WS jersey?

山本のゴールドWSユニ、再販まだ？

ahh yes, the Yama regular season classic

ああ、ヤマ先発あるある来た

Thought Ohtani changed his walk up back to Show goes on?

翔平、ウォークアップThe Showに戻した？

0-2 fastball in the zone. Fuckin why man. And to Perdomo too, the one guy who I’m pretty sure owns Yama on a consistent basis.

0-2の真ん中速球とか投げるなよ…ペルドモは相性悪いのに

this happened because none of these dudes can say yoshi’s name correctly

誰もヨシの名前ちゃんと発音できないから罰が当たった

how many pitches is Yama built up to?

ヤマ、球数上限いくつ想定？

Remember when Yamamoto single handedly won us the WS. That was awesome

山本が一人でWS持ってったの、まだ覚えてる

Yoshi’s new red glove.

ヨシの新しい赤グラブ

DFA Tucker, Fire Roberts, Trade Mookie/Freddie/Shohei for prospects, sell the team, and move the team to Vegas.

タッカーDFA、ロバーツ解雇、ムーキー売却…

I literally walked into the house as soon as Yamamoto gave up the Homer 🫩my bad guys

山本被弾の瞬間に家入ったわ、俺のせいや…

Yoshi should bring back the blue glove

ヨシ、青グラブに戻して

just a normal ‘bad before it gets better’ Yama start 😬

ヤマ先発あるある「良くなる前の悪い」パターン😬

I just tuned in and saw that Yama is pitching, feels like watching right where we left off from last year 🙂

ついたら山本投げてて、去年の続き見てる気分

Shake it off Yoshi alright

切り替えろヨシ、大丈夫

Yoshi getting not support from offense is still a thing ig

ヨシ援護ないの、まだ続くの（笑）

You know dodger baseball is back when Yama gets no run support 💪🏼

援護ゼロ、ドジャース野球帰ってきたわ💪

Death, Taxes, and The Boys not giving Yama run support 🥀

死・税金・ヤマに援護なし、不変の三種類🥀

Dodgers not giving Yama run support, this is just typical

ドジャースがヤマに援護しない、いつもの

Bro, get rid of this Ohtani guy. He can’t even field? What is this weak ass team?

大谷クビにしろ守備できないとか弱すぎチームとか、全部ネタだろ

Yamamoto getting no run support, we’re so back.

山本援護ゼロ、完全にいつもの奴だ

Took some good ass ABs first 2 innings and realized it was Yama on the mound and said nvm

打席良かったのにマウンド山本だと思ったら「まあいいや」ってなった

How many innings will Yama go?

ヤマ、あと何回いける？

Yama way too down the middle today. Just rust though

今日のヤマ、真ん中多いな、開幕だし錆か

How do you not use a Yoshi clip.

ヨシのクリップ使えよ中継

Yamamoto and smith don’t wanna challenge?

山本とスミス、リプレー見ないの？

That Yoshi bobblehead looks so good!

ヨシのボブルヘッド可愛い

Yoshi, Will, you guys can challenge pitches you know?

ヨシ、ウィル、リプレーしようぜ

That Yoshi bobblehead is so cool.

ヨシのボブルヘッドはとてもクールです。

I wish I was loaded enough it afford tix to that Yoshi Bobblehead game

ヨシのボブルヘッド試合、金あれば行きたかった

I need one of those Yoshi bobble heads.

ヨシのボブルヘッド欲しい

The Yoshi bobblehead is adorable

ヨシのボブルヘッド可愛すぎ

Me seeing that Yoshi bobblehead

Dw guys, the scoring will start when Yoshi is taken out cuz Dodgers

大丈夫、ヨシ降りたら打線が点取り始める…ドジャースだから（自嘲）

Is Yoshi sweaty or ✨glowy✨?

ヨシ汗だく？それともテカテカ？

Yamamoto is not sharp today and still pitching pretty dang well all things considered. I think that’s what I look for in an ace. Someone who can give you quality innings without his best stuff.

今日の山本、キレはないけどよく踏ん張った。エースは球ない日も質で稼ぐ

Dodgers offense never shows up when Yama pitches lol

ヤマ投げると打線が寝る、いつもの（笑）

Quality Start from Yoshi with no run support?

Yama looking great. One mistake to a great player. Otherwise looking fantastic

ヤマ好調、名打者に一球だけミス。あとは完璧

Does Yoshi come out for the 6th?

ヨシ、6回も投げる？

2 runs through 5 is a quality start maybe just maybe the bats will give Yama some help

5回2失点ならQS圏内、打線頼むよヤマ

yoshi needs to start being sassy and passive aggressive to get the team going.

Let’s tie or take the lead and get Yama off the hook

同点か逆転してヤマに勝ち付けろ

Guys, don’t worry. Yama getting no support is proof that Kersh passed the torch to him.

援護ゼロがカーショーからバトンを渡された証拠だよ（冗談）

Our only hit so far is still Shohei’s lead-off single lol

今んとこヒットは翔平の先頭シングルだけ（笑）

Pages to Yama: gotchu this time bro

パヘス→ヤマ「今回は俺がフォローしたな」

# Yamamoto “Run support… you say!?”

山本「援護…？それ本当に？」

ohtani’s probably mad as hell he wont have those baserunners

大谷、走者いねえのキレそう

yamamoto getting run support? unreal

山本に援護？ウソみたい

we’re ahead and giving run support, they’re probably pulling yama

リードしてるし援護出てる、ヤマ降りる時間だ（笑）

Wat! I thought Shohei was going back to Lupe fiasco 😭😭😭😭

え、翔平のウォークアップLupeに戻ると思った😭

ohtani’s taking a knee today he can’t be putting up numbers on air max day it’s against his contract

翔平、今日はエアマックスの日だから数字出せない、契約で

Goddddd Shohei is a fucking UNIT

うわ翔平、化け物だろ

Pages: helping Yamamoto 2 games in a row (game 7)

パヘス：山本を2試合連続で支えた（第7戦の話）

Ohtani’s so expressive every time he does that i think he’s just injured himself

翔平、いちいち表情ゆたかで怪我したのかと思う

Ohtani gets hit in the foot, he hits a home run. Every time.

大谷、足に当てられたあとホームラン、いつものパターン

it’s funny when teams just spam lefties at shohei

左のオンパレで翔平に当てに来るの草

Great AB Shohei! I think Gallen is done.

ナイス打席翔平！ギャレンもう限界かも

I thought Shohei changed his song no?

翔平は曲を変えたんじゃないかな？

Wifey probably won’t let Shohei change his walk-up song.

奥さんがウォークアップ変えさせないんじゃ（冗談）

I actually fucking hate how cool Ohtani is. God he’s handsome. Fuck me sideways. Please. I hate him. I want him to pull my hair and call me a bad girl (I’m a man). Is that so wrong? Get him off my screen. I love him. He’s despicable. I envy his wife. I wish I was a baseball so Ohtani could smack me 700ft away and I’d never have to look at him again.

翔平かっこよすぎて憎たらしい。顔面が強すぎる。愛してる（自主規制）

Hate to use the word epic like its 2010, but the loud trumpets in Feeling Good makes Shohei’s walkup pretty epic.

epicって言葉古いけど、Feeling Goodのトランペで翔平の登場がデカすぎる

Should we have Will Klein come in relief for Yama when he gets pulled?

ヤマ降りたらクライン中継ぎ？

Cmon Freddie I need Shohei to score

フレディ頼む、翔平帰してくれ

finally run support for Yamamoto!

ついに山本に援護！

Run support for yama! Yay!!

ヤマに援護！やった！

How’s Yama looking tonight?

今夜のヤマどう見える？

At least Yama got 4 runs

ヤマ、4点もらえてよかった

Coulda been better. Got both lucky and unlucky. But 4 runs is 4 runs. Lock it down Yama.

良くも悪くもあったけど、4点は4点。ヤマ締めて！

The offense were just deferring all of Yama’s water breaks for this inning

打線、ヤマの水分補給タイム全部後回しにしてたな

Fasten those seatbelts, Yama is 10 pitches away from 90 and Treinen is warming.

シートベルト締めろ、ヤマあと10球で90、トライネンウォームアップ

Well at least Yoshi is getting run support for once

まあ少なくともヨシ、久々に援護ついたな

Yama team Japan pitcher  Smith team USA catcher  What a battery

ヤマ＝侍ジャパン、スミス＝USA、いいバッテリー

Yamamoto is selling me on that gold hat. I might buy that

山本のあの金のキャップ、買いたくなる

Yoshi’s glove is sick

ヨシのグラブ、ヤバいかっこいい（sick＝良い）

What a finish for Yama

ヤマ、締まった

A quality start for Yoshi! Let’s get him the win!

a quality start for Yama on opening day!

開幕でヤマQS！

Yama looking nasty

ヤマ、球キツい

Great job Yama

ナイスヤマ

Good outing Yama!

ヤマ、お疲れ！

I’m only gonna disagree with you cause I’m on the shohei cy young train 😂

翔平サイ・ヤング路線だけ反対するわ（笑）

Love you Orel. He was the Yama before Yama

オレル愛してる。ヤマ以前のヤマはオレルだった（比喩）

Yoshi is nasty

ヨシえぐいわ

Let the Yoshi gifs rain! Great start to the season Cy-Yoshi!

ヨシGIF降ってこい！サイ・ヨシ開幕！

Filth. Absolute filth. Way to go yoshi!

球質エグい、最高ヨシ！

I wonder what Yoshinobu Yamamoto finna do today 😂Prolly fuck some bad hoes. Maybe do a money spread. Yamamoto so tuff bruh 😭😭 he probably posting up with his baddies in the club. Just throwing his money around cuz he’s got so much. Man I wish I could know him he’s so tuff😭😭

山本って今日何すんのかな😂カネもクールな奴らも全部持ってそうだよな。山本マジでタフすぎる😭😭 クラブで金バラ撒いて仲間と遊んでそう。こんな男と友達になりたい😭😭

we need to clone Yama

ヤマ五人分欲しい

YAMA!

ヤマ！

Quality start from Yoshi

ヨシQS達成

In Yoshi we trust.

ヨシを信じる

Yama ❤️ beautiful

ヤマ❤️美しい

LETS GO YOSHI

Of the opening day WBC starters, I’d say Yama did pretty good.

WBC開幕投手の中じゃヤマよくやった方

Rollout the bullpen now. Just first game of the season. No heroics needed. Well done Yoshi. Helped set the right season tone

ブルペン出せ、初戦ヒーロー要らん。ヨシよくやった、シーズンのトーン作った

Run support for Yamamoto. This is a good start!

山本に援護、いいスタート！

Pretty crazy to have to face Yamamoto knowing that you’re gonna have to see those same nasty pitches 24 hours later when he demands to take the mound for game 2

山本相手、明日また同じキツい球見るの怖いよな

Yoshi is the greatest pitcher

ヨシは最高の投手

Damn I needee 7ks from Yama that hurts

ヤマから奪三振7個欲しかった…痛い

Yama is 👑

ヤマ👑

6 innings, quality start and walk off the mound

quick, tear down the sign. It’s Yamamoto Field at Dodgers Stadium, brought to you by Uniqlo

看板下げろ、もうユニクロ presents 山本フィールドでしょ

I hope Yama gets a cy young and I am excited to see how this bullpen is. Andy Pages continues his redemption tour. LFG

ヤマにサイ・ヤング、ブルペンも楽しみ、アンディ・パヘスの雪辱ツアーも続く、LFG

He gave up a home run, but he adjusted after that! As expected of Yamamoto!⚾️

It’s interesting to have read somewhere much earlier in the thread that Yamamoto doesn’t really like the “Yoshi” nickname but the Dodgers have stuck it to him anyway for the merch, etc.

yeah I was surprised when I saw they’re doing the Yoshi bobblehead

ヨシのボブルヘッド企画、知って驚いた

Yoshi

Per the NHK camera, Yama / Pryor / Will having a standing meeting. A chance he comes out for part of the seventh.

NHKカメラ、ヤマ・プライヤー・ウィル立ち話。7回一部いける？

So are we trusting our bullpen here or is yamamoto gonna have to go at least 8 to get to Diaz?

ブルペン信じる？山本8回まで投げてディアス？

Remember when Ohtani hit that 3 run homer off Thompson in the 9th last year?

去年大谷が9回トンプソンから3ランあったよな

dave wanted 80-90 pitches from yama – he is at 95 pitches

デイブはヤマに80〜90球想定、実際95

Annnnndddd, NHK cuts to a shot of Yamamoto putting his glove into the bag. Looks like Treinen?

NHK、山本がグラブ袋に入れるカット。トライネンか？

Yamamoto sold me on the gold cap and Treinen unsold me almost immediately

山本の金キャップ欲しくなった、トライネン見たら買うのやめた（笑）

Not dooming — Yama was stretching his back a little, then headed down to the clubhouse with Sada-sensei. I’m listening to the NBC audio, so don’t know if the NHK commentators mentioned anything.

ヤマ背伸びして佐田トレーナーとクラブハウス。NHKは聞いてない

Pages Field at Uniqlo-Dodgers-Yamamoto Stadium

ユニクロ・ドジャース・山本スタジアムのパヘス・フィールド（ネタ）

Don’t fuck over Yama again Blake!

ブレイク、ヤマの勝ちを壊すなよ！

This guy is gonna take away Yamamoto’s win isn’t he..

So Blake … didn’t blow the win for Yamamoto? Whoa

ブレイク、山本の勝ち逃さなかったの？え

Is it too late to bring back Yoshi 👉👈

ヨシ戻してもまだ間に合う？👉👈

Ohtani is pissed

大谷キレてる

TAKE THE MOUND SHOHEI

翔平マウンド行け！

DON’T HIT MY OHTANI YOU BUSH LEAGUE FUCK

翔平に当てんなよブッシュリーグが

Damn it stop hitting Shohei.

翔平に当てるなよ

ohtani smiling so it seems hes alright

翔平笑ってるから大丈夫そう

I’m very curious on how the Dodgers are gonna use the ABS. I wonder if they’re leaning towards using it in very dicey situations and towards the end of games. Cause so far Smith, Yamamoto, and Blaq didn’t care to challenge

ドジャースのABS使いどうするか気になる。スミス・山本・ブラックはリプレー求めなかったし

Hopefully Ohtani will get one more chance to launch something before the game ends

試合終わる前に翔平もう一発打ってほしい

the way i immediately want to throw down joe kelly style on anyone who hits shohei 😡

翔平に当てた奴にはジョー・ケリーみたいに突っ込みたい😡

this team of sneks really throwing balls at shohei on ram navami day of all days

ダバックス、今日みたいな日にまで翔平に死球かよ

lol shohei was pointing at santana

翔平、サンタナ指さしてた（笑）

Hitting Ohtani should be an automatic fine

大谷に死球は自動罰金でいい

Santana please don’t break our Shohei

サンタナ、翔平壊すなよ

SPEEDY OHTANI!!

スピード鬼・大谷！

Hell yeah Kyle! Nice running Shohei!!!!

カイルナイス！翔平の走塁も最高！

Ohtani is fast af. 1B to Home in less than 10 seconds.

大谷速すぎ、一塁からホーム10秒以内？

Holy fuck Ohtani is so damn fast

翔平、速すぎて笑う

Shohei is so damn fast lmao.

翔平、速すぎて草

Ohtani is sneaky athletic

大谷、地味に身体能力バグってる

Diamondback: We let Ohtani get on base, now they won’t score….syke XD

God damn, Shohei to Tucker to Mookie to Freddie is INSANE

翔平→タッカー→ムーキー→フレディ、チェーンえぐい

Run support for Yamamoto on opening day??? My eyes can’t believe it 😭😭

開幕で山本に援護？？目が信じられん😭

Now Yama is happy 😀

ヤマも嬉しい😀

This pitcher hit Ohtani and proceeded to give up bomb after bomb

大谷に当てたあと弾丸連発で返された

Next time don’t bean Ohtani bozo

次翔平に死球したら承知しないぞ

Just had to hit Ohtani did ya

大谷に当てるのが目的かよ

Throw at Shohei, and accept whatever comes after.

Beaned Ohtani and got absolutely smoked in return lol

大谷に当てたら打爆されて草

i just want us all to remember this opening day run support for Yama when times get tough later 🥲

後で厳しくなったときに、この開幕のヤマ援護を思い出そう🥲

Yama getting run support is awesome!

ヤマに援護つくの最高！

THEY’RE GIVING YOSHI RUN SUPPORT!!!!!

ヨシに援護来たあああ！

That’s what you get for beaning Ohtani 🤣 It’s personal now🤣

大谷に当てた報いだ🤣もう個人的だよ🤣

The Los Angeles Yoshi Run Support

ロサンゼルス・ヨシ援護（ネタ）

At least in the next AB by Shohei, let him hit

次の翔平の打席は打たせろよ

Yama poised for the W. Miggy with a hit and a run. Will with a HR. A fitting return after Game 7

ヤマ白星目前、ミギーがヒット、ウィルが弾。第7戦からのいい流れ

Aaron Fudge almost has the same number of strikeouts as yoshinobu Yamamoto today

ファッジの三振、今日の山本とほぼ同じ数（ネタ）

Yamamoto was solid with two runs over six innings, but I’m concerned he’s been giving up more hard contact since the WBC.

山本6回2失点は堅い。WBC以降のハードヒット増は気になる

I thought shohei changed his walkup song?

翔平、ウォークアップ変えたんじゃなかったっけ？

Shohei looks 3 years younger with his haircut.

翔平、髪切ったらさらに若返ったな

No ohtani homer tonight 🥲

今夜は翔平弾なし🥲

Well at least Shohei didn’t get strikeout by Dbacks pitchers today

まあ今日はダバックス投手に三振されなかっただけマシ

Waiting for the game the Ohtani HomeRun counter starts

翔平ホームランカウンター始動の試合を待つ

Man Shohei just missed those meatballs.

翔平、ど真ん中の甘い球すっぽ抜けたな

smh our hero Pages left stranded by Ohtani that bum /s

LFG!! Great first game boys! First Yoshi win woo!!!

LFG!!開幕最高！ヨシ白星初！

Best part of this win was Yama getting a W!

この勝ちで一番嬉しいのはヤマに白星！

Yamamoto win; we are so back my dudes 💙

山本勝利、完全に戻ったぜみんな💙

Whoa run support for Yamamoto?? Its going to be a good season lol

山本に援護？？？いいシーズンになりそう（笑）

Yama getting the W. Love it

ヤマに白星！最高！

Tanner Scott gave Yamamoto a ton of hugs last year for making him lose so many wins.

Yama 100% deserves a Cy Young.

ヤマ、サイ・ヤング100%もらっていい